“Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” - James Dean
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Jan 9th, 2007
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Dec 11th, 2006
I know that the twelve days of Christmas symbolizes love at this time of year. A few years ago I received an email which provided a little different view of giving and the effect that too much creativity can have.
My disclaimer is that I am presenting this as it was sent to me and it [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Dec 2nd, 2006
This fellow enters the ice cream store and walks up to the counter.
Attendant – May I help you sir?
Fellow - Yes, you may. I want a double dip cone of chocolate ice cream.
Attendant – I am sorry sir, but we are all out of chocolate. What other flavor would you like?
Fellow – Ok then, I [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Nov 22nd, 2006
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Nov 20th, 2006
I was going through my file today when I came upon a letter that I received from my daughter when she was in college. My how things have changed. Today, I would not get a letter; does anyone still write letters? Today, this would have been an email.
Maybe some of you that have or have [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe!, Recipes on Nov 15th, 2006
With the holiday season approaching, I thought I would share a Panamanian Christmas Cookie Recipe that I really like.
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Ron Cortez (Light or Dark)
Posted in Humor - Maybe!, Panama Journal, Spam, Phish, Viruses and Hackers on Oct 18th, 2006
I get a ton of comment spam every day. I usually do a quick scan to make sure that a valid comment wasn’t picked up by mistake before deleting it. It is very rare that I spend any time on a particular comment because they are usually nonsense. They will be poorly written with misspelled [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Oct 3rd, 2006
This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He’s been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
“Come on, man, I was just giving you a [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Oct 1st, 2006
There are always plenty of stories about gringos coming to Panama and taking girlfriends that could sometimes qualify as their daughters. The other day I heard one such story. Since I just replaced an autumn type theme it popped into my mind.
It seems that this gringo had come to Panama from the US. He was [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Sep 22nd, 2006
One of the things that I have had to get used to since moving to Panama is that I can no longer listen to or tell jokes. I am talking about in a crowd or at a party. I still get my daily dose of Seinfeld on reruns. Humor is one thing that doesn’t translate [...]
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