"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." – James Dean
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Mar 14th, 2010
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Mar 12th, 2010
The question has been answered HERE.
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Mar 5th, 2010
Anyone that knows me understands that this is the time of year I never enjoy. It is time to file income taxes. Normally I would already be done, but this year the problem with the mail forwarding service threw a kink into my plans. Some of the forms I needed got sent to the old [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Feb 12th, 2010
I bet they could sell a bunch of these here. Think of all the little Taxi drivers in David.
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Dec 9th, 2009
Lifted from Monkeymind and the never ending wit of Zendoc.
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Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Nov 6th, 2009
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Sep 18th, 2009
If you have a weak heart, you should not watch this video.
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Aug 3rd, 2009
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C’mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you’ll have no clothes to wear if we
don’t do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah, C’MON
blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Jul 25th, 2009
This was sent by a CC reader. The reader said it was going to be funny.
Here is an exercise for you. Turn the volume up and listen carefully. If you can listen to the entire video and not laugh, then schedule yourself for a checkup. I think you must have passed away and you [...]
Posted in Humor - Maybe! on Jun 3rd, 2009
I received a funny email today. It had an audio of a comedy routine by Jeanne Robertson called “Left Brain’s Grocery List”. Jeanne is from Alamance County, NC. It may not be funny to you unless you have grown up in some of the southern states of the US.
After listening to her, I hate [...]
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