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I Don’t Believe it

You all will never believe what happened to me this morning!!!

I just got home and I am still shaking!!

I went to Supermarket Rey to pick up some gum and something to drink. As I walked down the isle, I noticed this old lady (a gringa) staring at me. I looked at her, spoke and kept walking to the front counter to get my gum.

I picked up the gum and turned to go search for something to drink. When I turned around, the same lady was standing right behind me in my face. I can’t believe she had been following through the store with a basket full of groceries.

I tried to give her some of my Christian love. So, I smiled and said, “HI!” Then I went on to get me a bottle of water. On the way, I grabbed a couple bags of chips. Can you believe that same lady followed me through the store?! I was getting a little nervous and kind of mad because she never said anything and was acting really weird.

But, you know me, “Trying to stay in my HOLY loving mode!” I just smiled and said, “Hi.”

This is what’s really going to get you. She finally responded and said, “I am so sorry for staring, but you look just like my oldest son…. We just buried him two weeks ago.”

I felt so stupid for getting mad as I expressed my sincere sorrow for her loss. She said that she was fine because she knew that her son was saved and is with the Lord now.

Then she asked me to do her a favor. I said, “Sure, if I can!” She said that although she knew where her son was, she still felt this void because she wasn’t able to say good-bye to him.

Get this… She asked me to get in line behind her and as she left the store say….. “Adios Mama” so that she could have some sense of closure!!

I must admit that her request threw me for a second. However, thinking that this was my opportunity for intercessory, I agreed and got in line behind her. I put my items on the conveyor belt as she checked out.

As she left with her bags and the bag boy walking away, I said, “Adios Mama!!!” She smiled with tears in her eyes and said, “Adios hijo.” Hijo is “son” in Spanish.

When the cashier rang up my gum and bottle of water, two bags of chips and she said, “that will be $147.50.” I said, “WHAT!?!” As if I couldn’t hear, she repeated it, $147.50.” I said, “Can you tell me how a pack of $.25 gum, a bottle of $.99 water and two bags of chips equals $147.50?!” I was more than a little upset.

She said, your mother said that you were paying for her items too. I said, “MY MOTHER!?! THAT WAS NOT MY MOTHER!!!” The frustrated cashier mumbled, “You called her your mother”.

I literally dropped everything and ran out of the store, just in time to see the lady paying the bag boy for loading her bags in the car. I ran after her and was yelling… Excuse me, Excuse me!!!

The security guard turned to follow me because the cashier said I was leaving without paying.

The old lady turned around and saw me, and quickly went to get in her car. I caught her before she was able to shut the door. But she tried to escape out of the passenger’s side. So, I lunged at her only to grab her leg. The security guard was running toward the car, telling me to come back into Rey.

I started causing a real scene… yanking and pulling on her leg!! I kept pulling her leg and pulling her leg……. Just like I’m pulling yours!!!

Moral to the story: Don’t believe everything that you read on a blog on the Internet! Now, enjoy the rest of April Fools Day.

Jet Blue Announcement

December 28, 2015. Jet Blue announces today it will begin service between Orlando, Florida and David, Panama. Inaugural flight will be April 1, 2016. There will be two flights per week on Mondays and Thursdays. Jet Blue also announces it will establish offices for two of its subsidiaries at the Enrique Malek International Airport in David.

Jet Blue Getaways will offer 3 and 4 day packages to San Jose, Costa Rica, Bocas del Toro and Panama City. It will partner with Air Panama. They will also offer special packages to those visiting Disney World and other attractions in Orlando.

Jet Blue Freight Services will offer package and freight deliveries. They will be working with Amazon, Walmart, Dell, Best Buy, Express Scripts Pharmaceuticals and others.

Mr Jose Jimenez will be the Chief Executive Officer of the David office. He previously was Vice President of financial operations for United Fruit in Puerto Armuellas. Prices for the airfares, tour packages and freight services will be published in mid February.

Jet Blue Airways’ headquarters are located in Long Island City, New York. David, Panama is its 15th overseas destination.

Continue reading Jet Blue Announcement

The Mortality Rate on Boquete Ning is Increasing

I think that the CDC needs to start an investigation of the disappearance of members on Boquete Ning. It seems like the Internet life expectancy of members on this website is diminishing by the day.

I had been following a new member on Ning named Perestace. He was new to Ning and apparently Panama, but was asking several probing questions, such what did JLM stand for. For some reason, JLM refuses to answer that simple question.

When Planet Telecom voiced its disapproval of the new JLM business plan and said it would not sign up for another year, BN removed the discussion post and removed the author’s membership and even removed the ad.

Upon seeing this, Perestace, posted the following, inviting JLM to consider its actions and possibly alter its course. After all, Boquete Ning has been revered Internet landmark for several years.

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I see that Perestace’s membership and all of his posts are removed and Perestace is no longer to be found. Continue reading The Mortality Rate on Boquete Ning is Increasing

Time For Some Positive Levity

Boquete NING’s own beloved moderator, Ambreen, wrote an inspirational piece intended to motivate the masses and inspire them to help keep Boquete NING Positive. To quote Ambreen, “There is no place on Ning for for the negatives any longer. “ She was so excited that she stuttered. Did you notice?

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I know that her post would have received wild adoration for her eloquence, but alas, she did not allow comments. I can only assume it was sheer modesty that prevented her from allowing others to sing her praise. I know, I for one, would have praised her inspiration, but as you may remember, Ambreen Banned me. 🙁

What do you know? She is a genius! It worked. No sooner did her words hit the Internet, than a newly motivated Cloudless chimed in and agreed that there should be “NO MORE NEGATIVES! BE HAPPY :)”

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Now isn’t this swell. It only took a single post, from a highly motivated moderator, and now everyone is in lockstep agreement. We are all happy. We love each other and especially Boquete and Boquete NING.

Thank you Boquete NING. Thank you Boquete NING. Thank you Boquete NING. Just like Panama, this month, we are celebrating our independence from negative oppression.

Remember – It Is The Journey That Is Important

I know many have sworn off Boquete Ning, or like me have been banned for being one of the “controversially people”.

However, there is still reason to visit the site. The best reason I have found is the continuing journeys and adventures of Cloudless, learning to Relaxxxxx.

The desire for tomato soup was a journey that made my sides hurt. It had a different effect on Cloudless. Butt, where there is a need, there is a solution. You just need to relax and enjoy the journey.

His latest journey took him “Clean” to David and only his words can accurately express his joy in finding the product he found.

You just can’t afford to be a Type “A” personality, if you want to enjoy yourself in Panama. As Bob H. says, you have to Relax and enjoy the journey.

Cloudless’s adventures have had such a calming on me, I can barely keep my eyes open. Still I find myself wondering what new adventure and journey may befall Cloudless and that takes me back, to from which I was banned, for another gander.

Cloudless. Cloudless. Cloudless. Your fans desire more of your adventures.

Chiriquí Life may not have Cloudless yet, but it gaining more participants every day.