Chiriqui Chatter Outage

Some of you may have gone to CC today and found the following:

suspended

When I went to my host, the reason for CC being taken down was a 2006 post called VIAGRA SPAM. The web host must have some program it runs to scan for potential spammers and it detected this post.

Of course another possibility is that a hacker embedded code in that post and was actually issuing spam. I have removed the offending post and am now submitting another potential offender.

The contents of the 2006 post follow:

Viagra Spam

I get a ton of comment spam every day. I usually do a quick scan to make sure that a valid comment wasn’t picked up by mistake before deleting it. It is very rare that I spend any time on a particular comment because they are usually nonsense. They will be poorly written with misspelled words and bad grammar or just URLs to the offensive websites.

Today I was surprised with one of the Viagra spam comments. It actually started off with a well-written joke that was pertinent to Viagra before plugging its website. It was successful in getting me to read the joke, but not in preventing me from deleting the comment.

Here was the Viagra joke of the day:
A man walked into his doctor’s office, and asked him for 3 Viagra pills.
The doctor asked, “Why only 3?”
The man said, “Well, Friday my secretary is coming over, Saturday my girlfriend is coming over, and Sunday my wife is coming home from her vacation.
The doc said, “That’s more than I wanted to know, but here’s your 3 pills.”
A week later the doctor saw the man at the gas station, his arm in a cast, and sling.
The doctor said, “What happened to you? Did the women all find out about one another?”
The man said, “No, Nobody showed up…..”

Now lets see how long it takes for this post to get flagged. The joke wasn’t even that funny. If I get flagged again, you probably won’t see this joke again.

A simple lesson on politics

This morning I received an educational email that I thought I would share with everyone. The US presidential election is over and I know all are looking forward to great things in the future.

Panama is starting to get into the political mode and soon there will be in a political fury of potential candidates filling the airways.

We need to take a break and appreciate each day and how lucky we are to be in a beautiful country, with beautiful weather and away from the climatical and political storms seen by so many around the world.

With that as a lead in, let me give you this humorous description of world politics.

While Panama is not listed, you may find one or more of the countries that you feel has similarities to Panama. Continue reading

Makes One Think

I got caught off guard the other day. Someone asked me what Panamanian food I liked. I said I liked almost all Panamanian food and it would be easier to list what I didn’t like.

I said what I didn’t like was mondongo and tongue. The other person said he liked mondongo, but knew some didn’t. He said, “But tongue is great. Why don’t you like tongue?”

I said I didn’t want to eat anything that came out of a cow’s mouth.

He said, “Interesting. Then do you eat eggs?”

 

 

Always a Nerd

Ok. I admit it. I have always had a little nerd in me. I had a slide rule on my hip in high school and have worn out a few pocket protectors.

Today on my journey through my tech sites, I came upon a speech given by Steve Wazniak talking about how he and Jobs met and some of the early days and pranks he and Jobs had done.

This is an hour and 49 minute video, but if you have had a technical orientation in the seventies, you will most likely enjoy watching this.

It did remind me of some pranks I have done when working at some of my early jobs. maybe someday I will share a few.

In the meantime I will share this video with you. I hope you like it.

1984 Steve Wozniak visit to NEOAC from NEOAC MUG on Vimeo.

Health Advice

I try to keep up on new methods of taking care of myself. Yesterday, I received some very important information related to sunburn protection. Many moving to Panama forget that the sun is extremely strong here and don’t take the care that is required to properly protect their skin.

I know I didn’t on the day I want kayaking in La Barqueta.

That was definitely one of the worst sunburns I have ever had. Lilliam and Natalie panicked when I passed out from the burn and made sure I went to Dra. Keyla.

Along those lines, yesterday’s email provided an interesting method for protecting some of the more sensitive skin areas, especially the nose. I have to admit, that I have not used this method before, but can see some advantages over the Sunscreen SPF 50*, that I typically use.

I will remind you that this method should only be used under the advice of a doctor.

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