"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."-James Dean
Mar 14
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man [...]
Mar 05
Anyone that knows me understands that this is the time of year I never enjoy. It is time to file income taxes. Normally I would already be done, but this year the problem with the mail forwarding service threw a kink into my plans. Some of the forms I needed got sent to the old [...]
Feb 12
I bet they could sell a bunch of these here. Think of all the little Taxi drivers in David.
Dec 09
Lifted from Monkeymind and the never ending wit of Zendoc.
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Nov 06
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges [...]
Nov 01
One of the things that should be considered when moving to Panama is having a living will to provide your wishes and direct the responsible party how to handle the situation. After a lot of thought and consideration I have decided on the following format for my living will. Whether this is one that [...]
Oct 22
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets,’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells And attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different [...]
Aug 28
I know the Healthcare issue has created a large amount of debate. Sometimes we need to be careful because there are other dangers that may be even ominous that are creeping up on us and we are completely oblivious to them.
The past President Bush, maybe not the most revered President the US has seen, was [...]
