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Category Archive for 'Asides'
Out of my mind
Posted in Asides on Nov 5th, 2008
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A Complete Idiot
Posted in Asides on Nov 2nd, 2008
I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Angel & Devil
Posted in Asides on Oct 29th, 2008
If I said you were an angel. would you love me like the devil tonight?
The Voices
Posted in Asides on Oct 28th, 2008
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Handle on life
Posted in Asides on Oct 27th, 2008
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Illegal To Kill Them
Posted in Asides on Oct 26th, 2008
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
A husband and wife divorced over religious differences. Each thought they were god and the other didn’t.
