Category Archives: Asides

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The only difference between the old me & the new me, is the new me is getting old.

Alexander the Great is what happens when men get to name themselves

Lawmakers are considering a bill that would legalize prostitution in Hawaii. So, tourists, be very careful when you ask for a lei.

If you like to be regularly reminded of a wrong turn you once made and got us all lost for two hours then marriage may be right for you too.

A week ago Thursday was National Procrastination Day. Time to celebrate!

The magician’s never-ending scarf trick is like me trying to get a plastic bag at the grocery store

Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.

According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is my dog Koki