The only difference between the old me & the new me, is the new me is getting old.
Alexander the Great is what happens when men get to name themselves
Lawmakers are considering a bill that would legalize prostitution in Hawaii. So, tourists, be very careful when you ask for a lei.
If you like to be regularly reminded of a wrong turn you once made and got us all lost for two hours then marriage may be right for you too.
Humanity is lovely. It’s people that ruin things.
A week ago Thursday was National Procrastination Day. Time to celebrate!
The magician’s never-ending scarf trick is like me trying to get a plastic bag at the grocery store
Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don’t want to go.
The best secrets are the ones you’re let in on.
According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is my dog Koki