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Category Archive for 'Asides'

Meanness

Meanness don’t happen overnight.

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Words

Words that soak into your ears are whispered..not yelled.

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Bumble Bee

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

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Life

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

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It Is Wise To

Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

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Fenses

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

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Cramming For Finals

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.
As for me, I’m just hoping God grades on the curve.

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Employment Application

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “A Good Doctor”!

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Cat’s Litter Box

When people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”.

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Pumping Rust.

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it “Pumping Rust.”.”

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