Meanness don’t happen overnight.
Category Archive for 'Asides'
Words that soak into your ears are whispered..not yelled.
Bumble Bee
Posted in Asides on Jul 20th, 2008
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
It Is Wise To
Posted in Asides on Jul 18th, 2008
Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Cramming For Finals
Posted in Asides on Jul 16th, 2008
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.
As for me, I’m just hoping God grades on the curve.
Employment Application
Posted in Asides on Jul 15th, 2008
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, “A Good Doctor”!
Cat’s Litter Box
Posted in Asides on Jul 14th, 2008
When people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”.
Pumping Rust.
Posted in Asides on Jul 13th, 2008
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it “Pumping Rust.”.”


