Chiriquí Chatter

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom! That lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!”

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The doctor took Choche into the room and said, “Choche, I have some good news and some bad news.”
Choche said, “Give me the good news.”
“They’re going to name a disease after you.”

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By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong

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Keep your chin up, only the first 44 years of parenthood are the hardest.

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When life gives you lemons in 2010 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

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Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

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Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

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I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.

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Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

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In need of a support group? – Attend Happy Hour!

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