All posts by Don Ray

About Don Ray

US retiree living in David, Chiriquí Panama. David, Chiriquí Warden for the US Embassy in Panama City.

One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
I was extremely lucky and Lilliam ignored my flaws.

Lilliam just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount

I said I was good at making decisions. I didn’t say the decisions I made were good.

Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That’s my grandson telling a story.

Making car payments would be the lease of my worries.

Just pretend the person in the mirror is your fatter clone.

Sometimes I buy enormous pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.