Monthly Archives: May 2016

I gave myself a set of golf clubs. Now I am hoping someone tries to break into my house pretty soon so I can try them out.

MStore Anniversary in David

I received the following that will be of interest to Apple users.

Hi Don, we cant believe it has been a year since we open MStore in Plaza Terronal !!! You and your readers are invited to celebrate with us this Thursday the 19th starting at 6 pm with the good vibes of DJ Kutto. Prices and special sales thru Saturday 21st.

If you have a group interest in our Training sessions, please do not hesitate to contact me, we can do Friday morning in english.

Hope to see you there.

Best regards,

Rogelio E. Chiari Brin
Grupo Mac Store
Tel. +507-305-5750

I saw an ad for burial plots and I thought, that’s the last thing I need.

We could be friends, but you don’t seem like the type of person I could borrow money from.

My wife takes my paycheck & gives me an allowance. She should have been a politician.

Why are people always kicking things to the curb? If you really wanna get rid of something kick it to the middle of the street.

*covered in dog hair
“Aww, you must play with your dog a lot.”
*covered in cat hair
“Aww, you must be pretty lonely.”

Sitting in traffic like the non-helicopter owning loser that I am.

U.S. DEPT OF FORESTRY: Sir, we believe you’re hunting illegally
GUY IN ALL CAMO W/ ORANGE HAT: *takes off hat*
USDOF: Dammit we lost him

Magic words that used to make my children disappear:
3) Bath time
2) Who did this?!
1) When I was your age…