How I put on deodorant:
1. Apply deodorant.
2. Wait two seconds.
3. Try and remember if you put on deodorant.
4. Re-apply deodorant.
One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
I was extremely lucky and Lilliam ignored my flaws.
Lilliam just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn’t say the decisions I made were good.
Imagine being 5 minutes from the end of the longest movie ever & it starts over because it forgot something. That’s my grandson telling a story.
Making car payments would be the lease of my worries.
Smartphone? Not the way I use it.
Just pretend the person in the mirror is your fatter clone.
This was a first for me. Only in David, Chiriquí can you find a Truck Shop and Boutique.
Global warming is caused by people being uncool.