Monthly Archives: April 2014

Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

I’m Outta Here

As I said a while back, I am taking a little time off. My Internet may be inconsistent and I may be occupied enough that I just won’t connect.

Sharon Sample will be covering all David Warden requests from the U.S. Embassy in Panama City. She will be the one that the Embassy will call in my absence. It has been quiet for a while and hopefully it will stay that way.

If I receive any Embassy notifications, I will try to get them posted, but don’t count on it. I am sure Sharon will post on the David Yahoo group if I don’t get it posted.

Take care. Smell the roses. Look out for each other.

Following are some US Embassy in Panama URLs as well as the email address for the American Citizen Services Unit and the Federal Benefits Unit.

Message for U.S. Citizens: Upcoming Primary Elections

Here is the latest ACS Message.

Dear U.S. Citizens:

Over the next two months, 34 States will be holding primary elections. To find out if your State will be holding a primary, please visit the Federal Voting Assistance Program’s (FVAP) Upcoming Elections Events web page at

For instructions on voting from overseas, please visit the FVAP Absentee Voting Overview web page at or the Embassy’s Voting Assistance web page at


The ACS Team

American Citizen Services | Embassy of the United States of America | Panama City, Panama

Negligent, adj. Absent mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.