A man called his mother in Florida, “Mom, how are you?”  ” Not too good,” said the mother. “I’ve been very weak.”  The son said, “Why are you so weak?” She said, “Because I  haven’t eaten in 38 days.” The son said, “That’s terrible. Why  haven’t you eaten in 38 days?” The mother answered, “Because I  didn’t want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.”

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