I Want Some Chocolate Ice Cream
Dec 2nd, 2006 by Don Ray
This fellow enters the ice cream store and walks up to the counter.
Attendant – May I help you sir?
Fellow - Yes, you may. I want a double dip cone of chocolate ice cream.
Attendant – I am sorry sir, but we are all out of chocolate. What other flavor would you like?
Fellow – Ok then, I will take a single dip cone of chocolate ice cream.
Attendant – I am sorry sir. You must not have understood. We don’t have any chocolate ice cream. We have most other flavors. What would you like?
Fellow – Well then just give me a cup of chocolate ice cream.
Attendant – Once again sir, we do not have chocolate ice cream today. We have vanilla, strawberry, butter pecan, cherry pistachio and many other flavors, but no chocolate ice cream. What other flavor may I serve you.
Fellow – Well in that case, I will just take a chocolate soda with two scoops of chocolate ice cream.
The attendant is now getting frustrated, but she maintains her composure.
Attendant – Sir let’s try an experiment. I want you to picture in your mind vanilla ice cream. Can you see the VAN in VANilla?
Fellow – Why yes, I can picture that. I can see the VAN in VANilla.
Attendant – Very good sir. Now I want you to picture strawberry ice cream. Can you see the STRAW in STRAWberry?
Fellow – Of course. I easily can see the STRAW in STRAWberry.
Attendant – Wonderful, we are doing well. Now here is the toughie. I want you to picture chocolate ice cream. Can you see the FRIG in chocolate?
Fellow – You must be joking. There is no frig in chocolate.
Attendant – That is what I have been telling you. There is no friggin chocolate ice cream.
I have been laughing for 10 minutes!!!
Laughter is good. I am glad you found it funny.
Hello Don:
You have a great source of jokes. As always, I enjoyed this one as well.
I’m still laughing at your story about the mother who told you to pay for her groceries at the Supermarket. That was a great one too.
Regards,
Omar.-
This was a very old joke. I had to alter it a little to make it more PG rated.
Thanks for stopping in Omar.