I Miss Roger Miller
Apr 16th, 2006 by Don Ray
I was sitting here in one of my philosophical moods and thinking how good I feel today. If you had asked me 15 years ago what I thought it would take for me to be happy, I doubt that you would have gotten the same answer that you would get today. Back then my life was pretty complicated, filled with stress and I have to admit I was a person that really got turned on by the latest and greatest.
Today, I find myself living in what many would consider a third world country and having the best time of my life. I think that happiness is really a state of mind that can be influenced by your attitude and realizing that you really need to live each day to the fullest and like it was your last.
While this was running through my head, I remembered Roger Miller’s old song about not being able to roller-skate in a buffalo herd.
Artist/Band: Miller Roger
Lyrics for Song: You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
Lyrics for bum: All Time Greatest Hits
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind toYa can’t take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can’t take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can’t take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind toAll ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do itWell, ya can’t go a-swimmin’ in a baseball pool
Ya can’t go swimmin’ in a baseball pool
Ya can’t go swimmin’ in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind toYa can’t change film with a kid on your back
Ya can’t change film with a kid on your back
Ya can’t change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind toYa can’t drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can’t drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can’t drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind toAll ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do itWell, ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind toYa can’t go fishin’ in a watermelon patch
Ya can’t go fishin’ in a watermelon patch
Ya can’t go fishin’ in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind toYa can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd
SPOKEN: “Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd”FADE
Ya can’t roller skate in a buffalo herdTranscribed by Robin Hood
These lyrics were transcribed from the specific recording mentioned above and do not necessarily correspond with lyrics from other recordings, sheet music, songbooks or lyrics printed on album jackets.
Yes, I miss Roger Miller

I haven’t listened to Roger Miller in a long time. Thanks for the memory.
You used words “a state of mind”. This brought to my mind my daughter over ten years ago, when she asked, how a human being has strenght enough to live so long time. Her grandmother was those days 90 years old. I didn`t know at first what I should say, but after a while I said:” Human beings have a spark of life inside, sometimes it is like a flame sometimes it almost goes out, but give some time for it and believe, the spark is always inside you even during your worst days. She smiled and gave me a hug. Spark, spark …inside me, she sang.
I wish, the everybody`s spark of life can become to flame of life and make a state of mind as good as possible.
Good night, I go to sleep before I write the hole novel.
That was a great story. Thanks for sharing.
Hope you have sweet dreams.
Tuxi I hadn’t thought of Roger Miller in a long time either. He always had the most interesting lyrics.